Josephisms

A few Josephisms that I keep forgetting to write down somewhere . . .

Whenever I tell Joseph to do something that he doesn't want to do, he gives me a stern look and tells me, "you are not choosing the right, Mom!"

Yesterday Joseph said to me, "I can't wait to be big like you." "Why," I asked him. "Because then I don't have to do anything all day 'cept tell people what to do!"

Vanilla is prounounced "balilla".

Secret is pronounced "sweekwet."

"Whoopsied" means accidentally, as in . . . "I whoopsied spilled chocolate milk."

I love the preschool age. I will miss it.